You know what’s scarier than taking your kid and sitting in the upper deck at a Blue Jays game? Sitting behind one o…![]()
GIF: Andy Warhol Blue Jays Fan Won’t Give Back Bat To Indians’ Jason Kipnis
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Blue Jays Fan Giving Hand Job On Opening Day [VIDEO]
Excitement was high in the Rogers Centre yesterday as the new look Blue Jays took the field for the first time. R.A. Dicke…![]()
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Brett Favre Bro Took Boobs McGee To Blue Jays Home Opener [GIF]
I don’t need to keep on telling you about how crazy Blue Jays fans are. There’s rarely a game that goes by at t…![]()
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Blue Jays Fan Puking Perfectly Good Nacho Cheese & Beer [VIDEO]
Do we really need to keep telling you guys that Blue Jays fan is the greatest baseball fan in professional baseball? If it…![]()
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Back Massage Night At The Blue Jays Game
Finally, a reason to go to a Blue Jays game in September besides getting drunk and watching baseball.
Three questions about this Insty…![]()
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Robbie Alomar Selling Enormous Tampa Mansion For $6.55 Million [PHOTOS]
Roberto Alomar was arguably the greatest second baseman of his era. The Hall of Famer was a 12-time all-star who hit .300…![]()
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Look At This New Use For Drones – Stadium Tours! [VIDEO]
Baseball season can’t get here soon enough. When minor league baseball blogger Benjamin Hill tweeted out a link to this aerial tour of…![]()
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Buy Former MLB Pitcher Darren Oliver’s Sweet Land Rover – $35K
Darren Oliver is a perfect example of why you should teach your kid to throw left-handed: $$$.
Oliver never won more than…![]()
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Blue Jays Beer Guy Drilled In The Ass By Foul Ball, Doesn’t Drop Beer
You know the drill: Fun shit happens at Blue Jays games. My affection for all things drunken, unruly at Blue…![]()
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Idiot Blue Jays Fan Picks Up Fair Ball, Tries to Play It Off
It’s been a tension filled past couple of days for the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays as both teams have engaged in antics that include: stare downs, home run pimping, yelling, etc.
However, there was a mini-break to all that nonsense Wednesday when a Manny Machado double down the third base line was picked up by a clueless Jays fan. As you can see below, the ball came nowhere close to being foul:
Put your hands down, buddy — there’s no playing that off. The guy would’ve been better off owning the mistake and pocketing the $10 ball instead of amping up his douchbaggery with “HANDS UP, WASN’T ME.”
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Couple Of Blue Jays Chicks Kissing At Today’s Game
It was just a matter of time before Blue Jays fans started getting fired up in 2015. I’ve been on Blue Jays fan’s bandwagon over the years because these maniacs usually come up with something like 2013 when this bro just hunched over and started barfing.
2015 gets rolling with a couple chicks kissing. Toronto is ready for a big summer.
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@BlueJays friendly fans at the game today! pic.twitter.com/JAGX9LcMiO
— Adam Gray (@abes_90) May 18, 2015
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Victoria’s Secret Model Elsa Hosk Threw A Pretty Horrible First Pitch In Toronto
Of course you’re going to think I’m full of shit for saying that was a horrible first pitch Thursday night from Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk. And it would be fine for a first pitch like that coming from someone like Fitty. However, Elsa Hosk isn’t just some lingerie model who lounges around a bedroom in her underwear.
This chick actually has athletic talent.
I’m talking enough talent to play professional basketball in the Swedish women’s league. Yeah, it’s the Swedish women’s basketball league, but still, you have to be somewhat athletic to play basketball for money. That’s why I’m disappointed in this first pitch. It’s not even from the mound. Hosk has to bring it better than this.
Grade: F
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WAGs of the MLB: AL East
When the Toronto Blue Jays traded for David Price, Troy Tulowitzki, LaTroy Hawkins, Ben Revere, Cliff Pennington, and Mark Lowe, fans of baseball laughed. How can a team that is desperately trying to make the MLB playoffs as a wild card team possibly waste away all of their future minor leaguers just in efforts of maybe making it in?
Not only did they turn the season around, the Blue Jays have become the most dangerous offense in baseball and are now the front runners for the AL East title. Is that a joke? Where is Ashton Kutcher?
Are you telling us a division with the New York Yankees, Boston Red Sox, Tampa Bay Rays, and the Baltimore Orioles is going to send a Canadian team to the playoffs?
It is insane but it is happening as we speak. Now let’s stop talking about all this insanity and start giving credit where credit is due, to their better halves, aka WAGs.
How about a list of the Hottest WAGs of the AL East to give you something to do today?
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Chris Colabello Takes Mighty Hack on Cole Hamels Pitch, Falls on Back
Folks, it’s time to send your “prayers up” tweets to Blue Jays first baseman Chris Colabello.
Ol’ Chris attempted to channel his inner Kyle Schwarber on a Cole Hamels offering, but as you can see below, he swung so hard that he fell on his back:
Pretty sure that @CC20Rake was looking to hit that pitch into Lake Ontario! #BlueJays #BigSwing https://t.co/3rk5YFXEU7
— y-ℳarty Strachan (@MatchupMarty) October 14, 2015
Fortunately for Chris, he didn’t die on the spot and had the dignity to ground out to end the inning.
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Jose Bautista Wins Bat Flip of the Year
Did you think the Blue Jays would roll over and die after falling behind on a flukey Rangers run in the top of the seventh? They might have! But the Rangers gifted the Blue Jays three errors, which ultimately led to this mammoth Jose Bautista three-run home run:
And the bat flip of all bat flips:
Suffice it to say, bat flips will be measured up to this one going forward.
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Blue Jays Kids Hit With Beer At Game 5
We’ll assume the person who threw a beer at Game 5 at the SkyDome (still call it that) didn’t mean for the suds to hit a little boy and a baby, but that’s what happened tonight in Toronto. The beer was flying during the 7th inning with the Rangers leading 3-2.
Of course things would be better for the kids because Jose Bautista would eventually hit a massive bomb in the bottom of the 7th to give the Blue Jays the lead and eventually the 6-3 win and a trip to the ALCS.
Hang in there, kids. It’s just beer. It’ll dry. And your team is headed to the ALCS for the first time since 1993 when they won the World Series.
Bluejays fan tries to throw beer can on the field but hits a kid..their fans can’t catch OR throw #MLBPlayoffs pic.twitter.com/49S27t8tcV
— Ryan Johnson (@RyanTalmadge) October 14, 2015
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Kevin Pillar Tracks Down Fly Ball, Slams Into Wall
It was a rocky first inning for Blue Jays starter Marcus Stroman, who surrendered the first run of Game 3 to Alcides Escobar. But on the plus side, further damage was avoided thanks to outfield hawk Kevin Pillar.
As you can see below, Pillar covered insane ground — and sacrificed his body — to catch up to a fly ball smoked by Lorenzo Cain:
If only he could also cover for Jose Bautista in right…
Always wondered what it would be like to watch Adam Dunn play right field in the playoffs. Now we know.
— Jonah Keri (@jonahkeri) October 20, 2015
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Tom Brady In A Dress Groom’s Cake, Paulina Vs. Janet & Danica’s Ole Miss Helmet
NFL Playoff Probability
Patriots-Panthers. That’s your Super Bowl, according to the NFL playoff probability chart. The Packers have a higher probability of making the playoffs (94%) than the Panthers (92%), but lower probability of making the Super Bowl. How much did it hurt Bengals fans that the Browns couldn’t get it done on Sunday against the Broncos? It was horrible. The Bengals have to go to Denver on December 28 for Monday Night Football and a game that could decide the other first-round bye. You know what’s scary for AFC teams not named Patriots? The Steelers are 4-2 and tubby still has two games against the Bengals and a home game against the Broncos. December is going to be nuts.
The Vegas economy seems to be pretty good right now
UNLV is dumping $72 million into Thomas & Mack renovations that will add an outside deck with a Strip view.
Numbers from @ESPNStatsInfo:
Sam Bradford is the first Eagles quarterback to throw 3 or more interceptions in a win on Monday Night Football.
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Kansas City Public Library Hits Blue Jays with Some Book Spine Poetry
The Kansas City Royals are just one win away from reaching their second consecutive World Series, and the city’s public library is absolutely jacked about that prospect.
Employees at the library were so pumped after their Game 4 victory that they scoured the place for appropriate books to burn the Blue Jays on Twitter:
Some #bookspinepoetry for our friends @BlueJays & @torontolibrary #TaketheCrown #GoRoyals #ALCS pic.twitter.com/Zj5ZvhFljv
— KCMO Public Library (@KCLibrary) October 20, 2015
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We’re guessing the Blue Jays’ comeback against the Rangers in the ALDS is no bother to these guys.
Of course, the Toronto Public Library was super civil in their response:
Well played @KCLibrary but we've got a way with words too. 'Til tomorrow! @BlueJays #ComeTOgether #GoJaysGo pic.twitter.com/qED5PFp95t
— TorontoPublicLibrary (@torontolibrary) October 21, 2015
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Toronto Sun: How Will Blue Jays Do In KC? 2 Wins? 2 Losses?
The Toronto Sun is asking a very important question to its readers this morning. How will the Blue Jays (down 3-2) do in games 6 & 7 in Kansas City? It’s one thing for this poll question to get into the morning newspaper. It’s another for it to still be live online at 10:44 EST.
So I voted in this poll just to see the voting numbers. I needed a screenshot to make this post. The good news: only 12% of those voting this morning think the Blue Jays will find a way to lose two games to the Royals in a best-of-7 series.
Game 6 is Friday night. It’s David Price vs. Yordano Ventura at 8 on FS1. Tune in to see if the Blue Jays lose and go down 4-2 in the series.
I have no idea how the Jays will do in Kanasas City but I guarantee that they don’t lose two games. pic.twitter.com/KTEzrvZsHY
— jeff girodat (@quickstat) October 22, 2015
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